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Out Takes Part Three: The Doctors

Sunday, May 17, 2009 0 comments

Here's another scene that Adam cut from the play - this one during Joe's trip to the Hospital for The Mentally Deranged. If kept, it would give a more comic entry into the nightmare world of the hospital - but it had to go.

And so will the show itself, so if you haven't already, go get your tickets!

(JOE sits in a chair in a straight jacket. Two DOCTORS in white coats circle him. The lights are dreamlike.)

DOCTOR 1
I am concerned he’s not getting enough drugs.

DOCTOR 2
I have the same concern, doctor.

DOCTOR 1
Nurse, see that he gets three hundred and thirty three more cc’s of centa-rama-thol.

DOCTOR 2
And twenty seven more cc’s of orga-rata-thol.

DOCTOR 1
And eighty-five more cc’s of prozacoril.

DOCTOR 2
And give him a bath.

DOCTOR 1
Give the poor fucker a thrill.

(The DOCTORS laugh.)

DOCTOR 2
And don’t scrimp on the soap.

DOCTOR 1
And while he’s taking a bath, dose him with fifty five thousand more cc’s of cortapentathol.

DOCTOR 2
And ninety thousand more cc’s of gor-vidal-a-cal.

DOCTOR 1
I should give Gore Vidal a call.

(The DOCTORS laugh.)

DOCTOR 2
That joke never gets old. Read the full story

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Fractured Atlas' Diane Debicella Shout Out for Pretty Theft

Saturday, May 16, 2009 0 comments

A really nice note about Pretty Theft from Diane Debicella, the Program Director for Fractured Atlas. Flux LOVES Fractured Atlas, and all the amazing things they do for organizations like ours and individual artists, so this is especially sweet.

Only two more shows, so please read it and then go get your tickets! Read the full story

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Out Takes Part Two From Pretty Theft

Friday, May 15, 2009 0 comments

Really fascinating stuff Adam cut from the play focusing on Allegra's Mother (and the Waitress!) Read it below and then go get your tickets!

(ALLEGRA’S MOTHER in a spot on the other side of the stage.)

ALLEGRA’S MOTHER
Just like her father. Leaves me just like he does. Say they’ll be back but who really knows. Even under six feet, expect him to claw his way out into the sunlight. At night some times wake up in terror, no idea why of course. But expect him to be snoring beside me. Surprised when he isn’t. Don’t think I’ll ever stop being surprised he’s not there. She, well, she’s another story.

Haven’t been able to talk to her for years. Ever since she got her boobies she got a bug up her ass. I was never like that. I sang in the choir. Could you imagine just leaving like that night before the funeral. Had to sit there alone. Everyone asking where she was. As far as I know, she’s jumping off a bridge somewhere. Maybe drowned herself--Always wanted to be like her father.

Never understood me, even before she got a bug up her ass. And I never understood her. Before she could talk, it was easy to imagine her growing to be just like me. I knew then it wasn’t true but it was possible to believe. The body parts matched. Course she was clumsy and scared and never listened. Always doing what she was doing. Independent. Born that way I guess. Wonder if she’s still like that.

A second section Adam cut for Allegra's Mom and Waitress...

(On one side of the stage WAITRESS sits at a table, a couple of empty glasses in front of her. WAITER approaches.)

WAITER
You want another drink? Or something else?

WAITRESS
I’m looking for something that’s not going to run.

(ALLEGRA’S MOTHER revealed in her chair.)

WAITER
Want some chicken wings?

WAITRESS
Something that won’t up and run.

ALLEGRA’S MOTHER
Always a runner just like her dad. A dancer too, she thought but in her core a runner. Not that he ever got up, not that he ever stole away but he was never there, was he? Who knows where he bloody was. Who was that man?

WAITRESS
Who was that man?

WAITER
I got mozzarella sticks, got baskets of fries, got oysters and hot dogs and pickles and sour kraut.

ALLEGRA’S MOTHER
He wasn’t at work in his mind. Wasn’t with another woman. He just wasn’t with me. Not for years. Once upon a time he was. Long before the idea of death by disease. Before Allegra and couches and separate showers.

WAITRESS
Sometimes gnawing in your mind there’s a knowing, an ignoring a willful disregard for facts and instincts. I know I know, don’t want to believe. Want him to be available but he isn’t, is he? Never was, maybe wanted to be. Like forcing yourself to eat pickles. I hate pickles.

WAITER
Want a drink? On the house.

ALLEGRA’S MOTHER
What do other—

WAITRESS
What do other people do?

ALLEGRA’S MOTHER
Do they open up or close down?

WAITRESS
Do they leave town?

ALLEGRA’S MOTHER
Go to England.

WAITRESS
Marry rich.

ALLEGRA’S MOTHER
Buy low sell high.

WAITER
Get high on the back porch.

WAITRESS
Take a dive off the back porch.

ALLEGRA’S MOTHER
Stare at the night off your back porch. Allegra, come back to me.

WAITRESS
I need to use your phone.

WAITER
Phone’s in the corner.

(WAITRESS goes to phone.)

WAITER
I’ll get you another drink.

ALLEGRA’S MOTHER
Where are you Allegra?

WAITRESS
(on phone)
Hello, Tom. I think I have an idea where you can find those girls.

(Blackout.) Read the full story

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Pretty Theft a New Theater Corps Top Pick!

Check it out here, and then go get your tickets!But hurry - we sold out last night and had to turn people away. Turning people away is really sad - so prevent that by getting your tix today! Only 3 more shows...sniffle... Read the full story

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Poetic Larceny, May 11th

Saturday, May 9, 2009 1 comments

(Photo: Isaiah Tanenbaum. Pictured: Zack Robidas)

Join us Monday, May 11th
at 7PM for our fourth and final
Poetic Larceny
At Access Theater's Gallery
380 Broadway, 4th Floor

The Director:
Kelly O'Donnell

The Playwrights:
Bianca Bagatourian (Free Water), Erin Browne (X-Men), Mac Rogers (Path of the Breadcrumbs), Isaiah Tanenbaum (Perfectly Legitimate)

The Actors:
Havilah Brewster, Aidan Kane, Katie Hartke, Shannon Michael Wamser, Cotton Wright, Anthony Wills Jr

For reservations, please email August Schulenburg at gus@fluxtheatre.org.
Reservations encouraged, but not required. $5 suggested donation.


What is Poetic Larceny?

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Aaron Riccio on Pretty Theft

Friday, May 8, 2009 0 comments

(Photo: Isaiah Tanenbaum. Pictured: Marnie Schulenburg, Todd d'Amour)

Aaron Riccio's review came out! He's had us in suspense...but it's worth the wait. I'm glad that he embraces the tonal dissonances in the play - the way Adam sets Allegra's scene with her father against Bobby and Suzy in the movie theatre - as a central strength of the play.

I'm realizing that this juxtaposition of tonal/stylistic/emotional contrasts - similar to the Elizabethan way of throwing Dogberry and Beatrice into the same play - is a strong aesthetic value of Flux's. The sparks of those contradictory things (provided they are driven by an underlying human need and not done merely for affect) stand at the heart of much of the work we've done - from Lyza's ecstatic preaching undercut by GL with the axe in Riding the Bull, to Segismundo sharing a cell with Clarin in Life is a Dream, to Snake and Ernelle necking in the car waiting for Osley to commit his terrible act in Rattlers, to the antic realism of Pretty Theft exploding mid-way into frightening dreams before the hard landing in the hotel room; a core human impulse transformed from the ridiculous and mundane to the horrible and sublime and back; this transformative kind of theatre, because it still believes in narrative, character and catharsis is not called experimental, but feels endlessly surprising to me. We know what we are, but not what we may be...

Anyway, read the review, and then go get your tickets! Read the full story

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Sean Williams on Pretty Theft

Thursday, May 7, 2009 0 comments


(Photo: Isaiah Tanenbaum. Pictured: Maria Portman Kelly, Brian Pracht, Marnie Schulenburg)

Sean Williams of Gideon Productions gives Flux a nice shout out on his blog, Seanrants (scroll down the page to get there). This is especially exciting because Sean is not only a talented actor, but through Gideon Productions, the producer of awesome stuff like Hail Satan, The Blueprint Plays, and my favorite play this year, Universal Robots.

Read it here, and then go get your tickets! Read the full story